I hate telephones and snail-mail is, well, snail-mail. Fortunately, I love e-mail. So much so that I often spend half my day writing or reading it. Which means that you can rest assured that if you send me an e-mail, I will get back to you. Unless it’s something snarky. In which case, like Romeo, hence from Verona art thou banished.
Please send e-mail to email@example.com.